The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

By bufordperrier10 Oct22,2024

I’ve long been haunted bokeh by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I bokep was kept awake all night by a bokeh woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I memek wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for %anchor_text% caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and porn declared the memek woman an ‘actrice’, crot or porn sex bokeh worker.

Now, crot bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal bokep Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most porn women memek know and crot all crot men dread bokeh – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of porn decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokep crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a bokeh woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for memek a bokep fragile male ego, memek crot she’s memek far porn more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing memek The bokeh Erotic Review magazine, memek female bokeh contributors regularly confessed to faking porn orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel memek happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another memek study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. bokep They declared that erotic decibels were all about porn manners and porn ‘manipulation’, memek and memek that women were prone to what bokeh bokep they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the crot louder the cry of bokeh ecstasy, bokeh the bokeh greater memek the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock porn Image

bokep It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get memek a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only bokep other reason to screech memek like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes bokep crot from porn, bokeh where loud always equals porn better.

memek As bokep a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours memek complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far bokeh as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our bokeh nearest primate cousins – was to alert porn nearby crot males crot that crot they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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