The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

By Satish Paswan Oct22,2024

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of crot a stay bokeh in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept bokeh awake all night by a woman in a nearby bokep room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform memek memek bokep an memek exorcism.

When I bokeh mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French memek word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and porn memek declared the woman an bokep porn ‘actrice’, bokeh or memek sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all memek makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the bokeh cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, %anchor_text% you can’t memek measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when memek a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely memek to gently porn sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in bokep my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University bokeh of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn bokeh ‘manipulation’, porn and bokeh that women were prone to what they crot described as ‘copulatory crot vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new porn study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was memek like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying memek this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if porn your sex bokeh education bokeh comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a memek woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out bokep their TVs: porn bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you bokeh should be porn doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during bokep sex – memek based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

bokep If you’re a sex worker, crot crot I can understand crot the memek need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best sex may bokep just crot be the quietest.

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