I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the crot ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes bokep and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokep sex worker.
Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh memek all memek men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a bokeh woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, memek she’s porn far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my porn days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, %anchor_text% so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about crot manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek bokep and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the bokeh cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was crot like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech like bokep a demented porn hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of porn attention.
In bokeh their book, porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile bokep and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.
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