I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so bokeh loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I bokep mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or memek sex worker.
Now, crot according to this porn new study from bokep the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm memek is being faked. In other words, porn you bokep can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s porn sex bokeh as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly bokep confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy bokeh for crot other tasks in memek hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University porn of Central Lancashire. They memek declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order memek to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.
A new crot study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said porn in 2014 after porn neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as crot I’m concerned, memek that’s bokeh what you should be doing.’
Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their crot book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely bokeh reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re crot a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the memek need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.
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