I’ve long been haunted by the crot memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter bokeh where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her crot eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or porn sex worker.
Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely bokeh aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals crot better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only porn if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.
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