The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

By Satish Paswan Oct22,2024

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where bokeh I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered memek if I should offer to crot perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her bokeh eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or crot sex worker.

crot Now, %anchor_text% according to this new crot study memek from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it crot all porn makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread crot – the louder the cry bokep of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the bokep orgasm is memek being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn memek there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner porn bokep and memek is not fearing bokeh for bokep a bokeh crot fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the memek rabid super-vixen crot in my crot Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. bokep It was crot generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their bokeh energy crot for bokep other tasks in hand. porn This was the conclusion of another study by two crot researchers from bokeh the University of Central Lancashire. porn They declared that erotic decibels bokeh were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, porn and bokeh that women were memek bokep prone to bokeh what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm memek is being faked (Stock Image

It bokeh bokeh was like bokeh saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like bokeh a demented hyena is memek if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her memek bokep sexual yowling drowned out their bokeh TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind memek of bokep attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha bokep concluded the most bokep likely reason women bokeh were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were bokeh fertile and crot porn bokeh keen to copulate.

If memek you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should memek take heed: bokeh the best sex may memek just be the quietest.

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